Saturday, June 28, 2008

SCOTCH EGG COLLECTIVE- UNFEELING - CORPULENT - CACTUS HUMPING - DOMESTIC PARTNERS

Four times this week, while on vacation, I received substandard hugs from each and every person associated with me. Let's get this straight, gang. I am emotionally needy, a little lonely, slightly dirty, and require hugs so sweet and strong that they border on the homoerotic. I DON'T THINK THIS IS TOO MUCH TO ASK. After all, Elbow Grease is, at the end of the day, America's one true inexhaustible export.


Francis
Muleshoe, NM
U.S. of A.

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